/**
* @author Gino AKA Bossman.
*/


function getcomment(current_comic, my_comment) {


current_comic = current_comic*1; //Weird "makes it work" line of code. 

if (current_comic == 1)  { 
	my_comment = "Does anyone really like Mondays?"}
if (current_comic == 2)  { 
	my_comment = "Man, Mac users are so cocky.";}
if (current_comic == 3)  { 
	my_comment = "I do not approve of setting puppies on fire.";}
if (current_comic == 4)  { 
	my_comment = "Do you *brofist*?";}
if (current_comic == 5)  { 
	my_comment = "I may or may not be exaggerating on this one...";}
if (current_comic == 6)  { 
	my_comment = "True story.<br /><br/>And yes, Marissa's hair is pink...";}
if (current_comic == 7)  { 
	my_comment = "";}
if (current_comic == 8)  { 
	my_comment = "This happened many times, unfortunately.";}
if (current_comic == 9)  { 
	my_comment = "Please do not try this at home.";}
if (current_comic == 10)  { 
	my_comment = "You'll learn that I swear quite a bit.";}
if (current_comic == 11)  { 
	my_comment = "We didn't like Alex. At all.";}
if (current_comic == 12)  { 
	my_comment = "Missing title";}
if (current_comic == 13)  { 
	my_comment = "PC: 1 Mac: 792.";}
if (current_comic == 14)  { 
	my_comment = "What you have now is an erection.";}
if (current_comic == 15)  { 
	my_comment = "The place is a hell of a lot cleaner too.";}
if (current_comic == 16)  { 
	my_comment = "Our waitress seriously looked like a prostitute. <br /> Also, Pepsi>Coca-Cola";}
if (current_comic == 17)  { 
	my_comment = "Can you tell I'm biased yet?"}
if (current_comic == 18)  { 
	my_comment = "Overused meme is overused."}
if (current_comic == 19)  { 
	my_comment = "Snap. "}
if (current_comic == 20)  { 
	my_comment = "I got lazy this time around. Shit happens."}
if (current_comic == 21)  { 
	my_comment = "I'll try not to make too many of these jokes, but I'm only human. "}
if (current_comic == 22)  { 
	my_comment = "Once, my girlfriend came back from Chemistry Lab where they dealt with chemicals with Chlorine in them. I was all over her that night. Honest to God. "}
if (current_comic == 23)  { 
	my_comment = "Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.<br>Milo, if you're reading this, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN. RELAX."}
if (current_comic == 24)  { 
	my_comment = "To be continued."
}
if (current_comic == 25)  { 
	my_comment = "To be continued."
}
if (current_comic == 26)  { 
	my_comment = "We wrap things up next time.<br />Sorry for the not-so-funny arc, but it\'s necessary to introduce my roommate."
}
if (current_comic == 27)  { 
	my_comment = "And that\'s the end of this story.<br />Now, some of you may be saying, \"Luca, this wasn\'t funny. Why did you include this?\"<br />Well, Divide By Zero is an autobiography for starters. And if and when something funny happens with Kevin, and I put him in the comic, you\'ll have no idea who he is.<br />Lastly, it\'s my fucking comic."
}
if (current_comic == 28)  { 
	my_comment = "The person you see in the high School frame is my friend Alex. He wears superhero pajama pants to school and he\'s awesome."
}
if (current_comic == 29)  { 
	my_comment = "There\'s not much to say."
}
if (current_comic == 30)  { 
	my_comment = "I fucking hated making this fucking comic."
}
if (current_comic == 31)  { 
	my_comment = "The joke here is that Jared doesn\'t get laid."
}
if (current_comic == 32)  { 
	my_comment = "My girlfriend is kinda getting mad that she still doesn\'t have a name.<br />Oh well!"
}
if (current_comic == 33)  { 
	my_comment = "I love making people laugh."
}
if (current_comic == 34)  { 
	my_comment = "My college teacher wears jeans and t-shirts every class period. <br>My high school teacher wore slacks."
}
if (current_comic == 35)  { 
	my_comment = "Mac users fight dirty."
}
if (current_comic == 36)  { 
	my_comment = "This fight was so pointless I don\'t even remember what it was about."
}
if (current_comic == 37)  { 
	my_comment = "I love my Geography teacher."
}
if (current_comic == 38)  { 
	my_comment = "Sorry \'bout this one."
}
if (current_comic == 39)  { 
	my_comment = "Please tell me I am not the only one who has noticed this coincidence."
}
if (current_comic == 40)  { 
	my_comment = "COMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMICCOMIC"
}
if (current_comic == 41)  { 
	my_comment = "Honestly! I didn\'t cry!"
}
if (current_comic == 42)  { 
	my_comment = "This is the last you\'ll see of my British teacher, unfortunately. <br />And yes, ever conversation I\'ve shown in this comic is 100% true."
}
if (current_comic == 43)  { 
	my_comment = "I had a lot of fun making this one."
}
if (current_comic == 44)  { 
	my_comment = "Yup."
}
if (current_comic == 45)  { 
	my_comment = "Meh."
}
if (current_comic == 46)  { 
	my_comment = "Bada bing."
}
if (current_comic == 47)  { 
	my_comment = "I feel ashamed."
}
if (current_comic == 48)  { 
	my_comment = "It was ridiculous."
}
if (current_comic == 49)  { 
	my_comment = "Yup. "
}

return my_comment
}
//End of Function